"Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity, too. Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot," Hilton said, speaking as she reclined in a pool chair in a revealing bathing suit and a pair of pumps. "But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude."
"I want America to know that I'm, like, totally ready to lead," she said.
CLINTON STATUS QUO IMAGE VS OBAMA & EDWARDS AS AGENTS OF CHANGE MISSION DEBATE AFTER IOWA CAUCUS AS HILLARY LOST TO OBAMA AND EDWARDS WITH MEDIA FRENZY CIRCUS CRITIQUE OF THE CANDIDATES FOR INTERVIEWS WITH HOLLYWOOD NIGHTSHOWS
MEDIA NEOCONS LYNCH WITH PRAISE HILLARY CLINTON AS FEARED FUTURE IRON LADY PRESIDENT VS TOUGH GUY RUDY GIULIANI AS BIGOT MEDIA FALLEN IDOL DON IMUS VS BARACK OBAMA AS ANTI HERO ARCHI ENEMY